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42 ways to annoy your parents

1. Follow them around the house everywhere...
2. Moo when they say your name...
3. Run into walls...
4. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion...
5. Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine...
6. Pluck someone's hair out and yell, "DNA"...
7. Wear a sticker that says, "Im a retard"...
8. Have 20 imaginary friends that you talk to all the time...
9. In public yell, "No Mom/Dad, I will not make out with you!!"...
10. Do what they actually tell you...
11. Jump off the roof, trying to fly...
12. Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people...
13. At everything they say yell, Liar...
14. Try to swim in the floor...
15. Tap on their door all night...
16. Pretend to have amnesia...
17. Say everything backwards...
18. Give yourself a swirly...
19. Run around with a lamp shade on your head yelling, "the sun!!! it's dying!!!"...
20. Sing at the top of your lungs while running around the house...in your underwear...
21. Have nervous spasms at spontaneous times...
22. Snort loudly when you laugh and then laugh harder..
23. Run in circles...
24. Recite a whole movie 3 times...
25. Pretend to beat yourself up...
26. Slither everywhere...
27. Wear your pants on your head and your shirt on your waist... tell them you're making a fashion statement...
28. Try and drink out of a glass the wrong way...
29. Super glue your finger up your nose...
30. Talk to a pen...
31. Lay face down and chant like an indian tribe...
32. Try and climb the wall...
33 Spread out on the window and buzz, pretending to be a fly...
34. Take your ice cream cone and put it one your forehead... say you're a lovely unicorn...
35. Put pegs on your nose and eyes...
36. Switch the light button on and off for a while. then say, "ooooh... I get it!!!"...
37. Eat your hair...
38. Whatever they are eating, tell them it looks like a certain animal...
39. Eat anything obviously not edible...
40. Say your pet is mocking you and chase it around the house...
41. When you shower or bathe yell, "i'm drowning!!!"...
42. Try to snorkel in your fish tank....


p.s. I took these out of a site I googled, but it R*O*C*K*S ...
I surely hope that none of my children-to-be wouldn't try any of these .... perhaps talking with a pen might go unnoticed ...

From the Project manager to the translator

Another sarcasm but this time tips another sarcasm but this time tips from the Project manager to the translator:

1
Assure me that you can finish 7000 words in two days and then tell me sorry, i had some problems.
-I always have backups.

2
Never read the instructions before you start.
-Why would you lose your time?

3
Disappear and go offline when you feel you won't be able to deliver your project on time.
-It's ok, I am cool

4
Never run your corrector to check your mistakes.
-I like a text underlined in red and green.

5
Ask me about the paiement before you see the file.
-I like to pay anyway.

6
Don't answer my calls when we are running late, pretend that you were sleeping.
-It is good for health.

7
Invent new words when you don't find the correct translation.
-I like invention (al 7aja oum al ikhtira3)

8
Send me gifts on my birthdays.
-I will give you more jobs (hell yes!!)

9
Don't buy a new dictionary.
-Why would you spend 50$ on a book while you can go for coffee in starbucks!! (el chatir yesma3)

10
Call me names when I show you some of my character.
-I never liked my name anyway.

11
Don't take the job when the rate is low
-I will surely keep you in mind for the next project.

12
Send me the file the last minute highlighting all the sentences you didn't translate.
-I like challenge and i always like to keep myself busy.

(taken from a page on Facebook)

A little translation I made back in the "old" days

The Echoing Green
by William Blake

The sun does arise,
And make happy the skies;
The merry bells ring
To welcome the spring;
The skylark and thrush,
The birds of the bush,
Sing louder around
To the bell's cheerful sound,
While our sports shall be seen
On the Echoing Green.

Old John with white hair,
Does laugh away care,
Sitting under the oak,
Among the old folk.
They laugh at our play,
And soon they all say:
"Such, such were the joys
When we all, girls and boys,
In our youth time were seen
On the Echoing Green."

Till the little ones, weary,
No more can be merry;
The sun does descend,
And our sports have an end.
Round the laps of their mothers
Many sisters and brother,
Like birds in their nest,
Are ready for rest,
And sport no more seen
On the darkening Green.


Разиграни зеленила
By Me :)

Сонцето изгреа,
и облаците; среќно изгледаа;
Среќните ѕвона среќно ѕвонеа
За да ја добредојдат Пролетта;
Чучулигите и дроздовите;
птиците од грмушките;
пееја наоколу и беа гласни
на звуците од ѕвоната прекрасни,
и нашите игри се гледаа
на разиграните зеленила.

Стариот Џон, со коса бела,
грижата ја пади со смеа,
под дабот седејќи,
меѓу старите вејќи.
Тие на играта наша се смееја,
и наскоро си велеа:
„Такви, такви беа веселбите наши
кога сите ние, девојки и машки,
во младоста наша видени бевме
на разиграните зеленила.”

Додека изморените мали,
не можеа да шират шали;
сонцето брзо си пројде,
и на игрите наши крајот им дојде.
Во мајчинските прегратки
Многу сестри и браќа,
како птици во гнездо,
за одмор се спремни,
и игра повеќе не беше видена
на оцрнувачките зеленила.



Hope you like it :)

Carnival @ Strumica ;)

The link should be enough ;)

Carnival Time @ Strumica

See ya soon :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR

I want to wish everyone a happy new year and let all your wishes become reality!!!
Grasp your life in the most pleasant way, be yourself....

Live long and prosper!

Talk with visitors...

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If I appear offline, click on the green button to toggle your status so I can come online (if I am logged into Meebo).

See ya, and Godspeed

Mozilla Plugins vol.3

Hey fellas, here's another supplement to the Mozilla plug ins I use and which I found useful.
Here you'll find a link to the plug in installation page on addons.mozilla.org and a brief info about each plug in.

BOX.NET BOOKMARKS SYNCHRONIZER

Backup your bookmarks to Box.net.

Backup your bookmarks! Use the Box.net Backup tool to save your favorite bookmarks online or to sync bookmarks between multiple computers.

This plug in is still in development stage, so if you have any suggestion on how to improve it, feel free to post a comment hear or email me ;).

There are also more applications and plug ins from this manufacturer which can be found here.

RELOAD EVERY

Reloads web pages every so many seconds or minutes. The function is accessible via the context menu (menu you get when you right click on a web page) or via a drop down menu on the reload button

CUSTOMIZE GOOGLE

CustomizeGoogle is a Firefox extension that enhance Google search results by adding extra information (like links to Yahoo, Ask.com, MSN etc) and removing unwanted information (like ads and spam). All features are optional and easily configured.

Back up your MSN

You know how awful can it be when you must format your PC or when you want to use your old MSN emotions on a new PC. Here is how you can back up your MSN emotions and your MSN messenger files (note, this doesn't backups the archive i.e. history conversations you've had. The history of your conversations (if such selected to be recorded in the MSN settings) can be found in %SYSTEM ROOT%/Documents and Settings/%USER/%USER's Documents%/My Received files/History. For e.g., if your windows user name is Alan, and you have the windows files installed on C:. then the path should be:
C:\Documents and Settings\Alan\My Documents (or Alan's documents if your are entering from another windows user name) \My received files\history

Here is how to backup your other MSN settings:
For making a back up, and finding the .dat files (the emotions) just follow the steps accordingly.
How to back up Messenger content:
To save a copy of the content that is associated with a member ID, follow these steps.
Note: You can re-download the purchased content from the partner Web site, so you do not have to back up this content.
1. Sign out of Windows Live Messenger (or Windows Messenger 7.5).
2. Start Windows Explorer:
a. By pressing the windows button +E
b. Click – “Start”, click on “Run” and type “explorer”
Or
c. Click "Start," point to "All Programs," point to "Accessories," and then click "Windows Explorer."
3. Create a folder where you will save the image:
a. In Windows Explorer, click the folder in which you want to create the new folder.
b. On the "File" menu, click "New," and then click "Folder."
c. Type a name for the folder.
4. In Windows Explorer, click "Folder Options" on the "Tools" menu, and then click the "View" tab. In the "Advanced Settings" box, select the "Show hidden files and folders" check box.
5. Clear the "Hide extensions for known file types" check box, and then click "OK".
6. Use Windows Explorer to access the Windows Live Messenger (or the Windows MSN 7.5) folder.
a. Locate the Application Data folder: Click "Start", click "Run", type "%appdata%", and then click "OK". The Application Data folder will be opened in Windows Explorer.
b. From the %appdata% folder, use the following path to locate the MSN Messenger folder:
%appdata%\Microsoft\MSN Messenger
Note: %appdata% represents the location of the Application Data folder.
7. To back up the data associated with yourname@hotmail.com go to the folder with MSN ID number inside the MSN Messenger folder (since the MSN user names i.e. email addresses are coded into numbers (MSN ID numbers), you have to find your own number. If you are using your PC all by yourself, this will be easy to find. But if you want to copy your MSN emotions and other content from an internet cafe or multi-user computer, I advice either writing to MSN support center or try finding out your own folder by luck).
The folder with the ID number has sub folders that store the user tile (display picture, custom emoticons, backgrounds). Select the folder whose data you wish to back up.
8. Open each .dat file in Microsoft Internet Explorer to view each picture.
9. Follow these steps for each picture that you want to copy:
a. Click to select the picture, right-click the picture, and then click "Copy."
b. In Windows Explorer, click the folder that you created to store the image.
c. Right-click the folder, and then click "Paste."
d. Click to select the picture, right-click the picture, and then click "Rename" to rename the picture.
Note: Replace the .dat extension with .gif when you rename the picture.

Here’s how to transfer content from one computer to another computer

Note: Purchased content must be re-downloaded on the new computer. This content cannot be copied to the new computer.
1. Locate the content that you want to transfer to the other computer.
a. Use Windows Explorer to view the Windows Live Messenger (or Windows MSN 7.5) folder.
i. Locate the Application Data folder: Click "Start", click "Run", type "%appdata%", and then click "OK". The Application Data folder will open in Windows Explorer.
ii. From the %appdata% folder, use the following path to locate the MSN Messenger folder:
%appdata%\Microsoft\MSN Messenger
Note: %appdata% represents the location of the Application Data folder.
b. To back up the data associated with your_name@hotmail.com go to your_MSN_ID_number inside the MSN Messenger folder. The MSN_ID_number folder has sub folders that store the user tile (display picture, custom emoticons, backgrounds). Select the folder whose data you wish to back up.
2. Copy each file from the desired folder onto a disk or onto a CD.
3. Sign in to Messenger on the destination computer. Add the content from the disk or CD to Messenger on the destination computer by following the steps in the section "How to Add Messenger content." *(actually replace the files from the CD or the disk with the files that are currently in your “%appdata%” folder).

Hope this information was useful to you all.
Any questions, remarks - complaints, add them as a comment ;)

CYa

MSN emotions

Hello,
I know that most of the ppl nowadays use msn and it is good to customize you msn with some emotions, not considering the basic ones.
Here are the emotions I regularly use - I call them - basic msn emotions pack :)...
I have around 200 emotions, but these are the ones I most like. I recently wanted to back up my emotions (because I needed them transferred on my other pc, so I wrote msn support and they told me how to do the back up-I'll write some other day for backing up your msn data)...
Well, without further ado, here are the emotions
You can download them on like this:
Right click - save picture as or save image as (depending on the browser you're using) and save the image on your PC. Then add the gif animation on your msn by doing this: go to: tools -> emotions -> create, then select the downloaded gif animation and type the keyboard shortcut for your emotion. The emotions here are named the same as the keyboard shortcuts I use (but those are Macedonian ones :P), in the brackets I type the English translation :D

AA (surprised)


CRY

CY (see ya)

Emi (hm...)



Frik (freak)


HAHA


HELLO


HI


KISS


KRS (party)


LEE (what?)


LUD (crazy)


OPA (yeah!)


PIC


PUS (smoke)


SCARY


SPAM


STOP


XE (this is the one I like the most)


YEE


aaaa


bye


ciao


Danke (thank you)


Deksi (where are you?)


drka (masturbate)


:: (I use it to display the progressive smile)


hh (shake it baby)


ujee (dance)


kiki


lovejob (I am sometimes like this-mostly when I chat with more than 5 ppl)


hmmmm (no shit, sherlok)


nene (no, no)


odam (go, going)


opay


pappa

puseram (hm... can't think up a translation for this one :P)


rlol (rolling laugh)


samaram (slap)

bolen (sick)


stivi (cool cat)


tupcis (feel the beat)


uje (yeah baby!)

Tell me what you think :). aint' they cool or what?